Look At These Fucking Gaijins...

Lotte's million yen dance contest

2009-11-23T16:35:00.000-05:00

Lotte, a company who makes really delicious candies among other things, had a dance contest that started a while ago. The contestants were supposed to do the Lotte FIT CM dances and post it to Youtube. It has finally been judged and thank GOD fucking Beckii didn't win. I would have punched Japan in it's kidneys if that had happened. These are the winners:

Two foreigners. Again with this crap again Japan? It's like this country insists on disappointing me like every single day of my life. They're very SLOPPY too. There were plenty of other entries that had the dancing a lot tighter and consistent than these two. Maybe it was Couple Matching? Oooor I really think they were chosen because they are gaijins which seems to be the main reason the japanese pick -anyone- nowadays. Sigh. I'm not completely against gaijins getting into the Japanese entertainment world but can you at least pick someone with talent? There's that word again. Talent. And guess what? None of these bitches in this blog have it, save for the Gaijin of the Week. It's a shame.

What the CM dance is supposed to look like:

-Miss Super Elite

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JYPE Auditions

2009-11-22T20:47:00.001-05:00

Yesterday, I was one of 500+ people to audition for the JYP Entertainment USA Auditions in New York City. JYPE is a Korean entertainment company with great stars such as 2PM and Wonder Girls in case you didn't know. You should listen to them! anyway, me and my other friend that was auditioning too got there reaaaally early in the morning and we're lucky enough to be the first 30 people to audition. I was number 28 and I went in for acting. Hopefully there's not a lot of people in the acting category cause I could tell that I blew them away. I did really well. Anyway, now for some pictures from my trip!

Me in front of Rain's crotch(LOL) on the Ninja Assassin advertisement.

Me and My friend had pomegranate frozen yogurt from Pinkberry and Red Mango.

We also got our 15 seconds of fame on the AE billboard outside their store. I'm on the right! And I did a shout out to Ruki from The Gazette! RUUUUUKIIII!!! <3

Now prepare yourself for this: Introducing Miss Super Elite and the Naked Cowboy. One time only!

Lulz my face is so hilarious cause at the time I was cracking the fuck up.

And finally, just us chillaxing.

NYC was really fun but harrowing at times. People are so rude there and I had a hard time adjusting but in the end I had fun but I'm glad to be back home safely. (No thanks to that damn Chinatown bus driver)

Oh and if you ever wanted to hear how "sexy" I sound, here it is. I think I sound SO nasally, ugh. I'm being silly.

-Miss Super Elite

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Beckii is FAIL.

2009-11-22T20:24:00.002-05:00

Back from my trip to NYC, which I will post on in a bit, but right now I have a few things to comment on. Why Japan? Why must you insist on pushing talentless retards for the sake of kawaii and moe? I mean you do it to your own citizens to be fair but WHY the gaijins too? I work my butt off at auditions and losers like this get the star talent. That doesn't even BEGIN to make sense. Let me show you the tragedy that is Beckii

Look I know she's a kid. She's like 14 which makes her fanbase in Japan all the more disgusting but that's not the point. She's funny looking and talentless plus she doesn't know that she's NOT asian apparently cause she does all those asian poses that make her look like a retard.

Sigh. Japan, I love you but hate you with a passion.

-Miss Super Elite

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Gaijin of the Week

2009-11-14T13:52:00.002-05:00

Let's see here, since I missed about almost a week of daily updates due to schoolwork, I'm going to set up a new special treat for my readers to enjoy. To show that I'm not a complete hard ass against people, I will have a Gaijin of the Week entry once a week, on any given day of the week. This will show a gaijin of amazing talent or non-weeaboo-ness. Does that sound good everyone? Let me know if you like this feature.

Now on to the first official Gaijin of the Week.

Her name is Kate Covington and she is an aspiring songwriter/singer. Yeah one of those, but..she's actually amazing. She also has a love of FF (that's Final Fantasy) games and frequently covers songs and if they don't have lyrics she makes them up! It's really hard to make up lyrics to instrumental songs and have them still match but our Kate does this perfectly. I really like her which is amazing for Miss Super Elite, don't you agree? Kate, if you see this, I wasn't sure if I could use your picture or not, so tagbox me if I can't.

Enjoy!

-Miss Super Elite

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Scotty doesn't know....what a shower is!

2009-11-09T20:45:00.000-05:00

Today I bring you something interesting I found in the entertainment news. This guy.

Say hello to Scott Murphy. He looks like a typical gaijin in the middle of Shibuya but he is not an ordinary man. He is a musician. Scott Murphy first hit Japan with the Chicago-based pop-punk band ALLiSTER in 2001. So..he just came out with a new album where he sings loves songs, in Japanese. Honestly, his Japanese leaves something to be desired. His accent is horrible, and maybe I'm just an elitist bitch cause I personally have mastered the accent of a Japanese woman by repeated logging in the man hours of talking to myself in another language. I'll let you judge of the singing talent and speaking ability.

Uuuuh. I'm not saying all white people are like this, of course not because I'm not into racism, but...why is this guy and the very large number at my college sooo...unwashed looking? Is it just the way they look or are they in dire need of a bath? If any one could answer that, I'd be grateful.

I still think his japanese needs a lot of work and come on, Japan, really? THIS guy? You let THIS guy sell more than 150,000 copies of his mini-album "Guilty Pleasures"? He can't even sing. I mean I really wanna throw up on myself while listening to the video. I have one question. Why the hell does Japan love talentless white people so much? It's like you don't even -have- to be talented to make it big. On the brightside, It makes me feel a lot better about my audition at JYP later this month.

-Miss Super Elite

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Attn: Torturing poor Japanese people with your gaijin ways is illegal!

2009-11-08T15:44:00.003-05:00

Okay, first of all, what the hell was this person thinking to post these videos on YouTube? Let me just let you watch them, they're very short and then I'll let loose.

WHAT. THE. HELL.

This stupid ass gaijin is going to sit there on a train and mess with sleeping business men!? What is his problem?! Why does he feel the need to act like a douche bag? In case you're unfamiliar with how the Japanese usually behave on a train, I will explain. Often, they sit there quietly either sleeping, reading, listening to music, or emailing on their phones. They are very unobtrusive and generally want to be left alone. And here go THIS fucking gaijin ruining their peace and quiet with his stupid antics. He is the exact reason why the Japanese have such a poor view of foreigners in general and felt the need to create Mr. James.

I mean...I can't even wrap my head around it. Someone might say it's playful fun, but NO it's not. It's simply fucked up. How would you like it if I smacked you around on a train? Huh? Cause that's what I feel like doing to this guy right here. Damn.

-Miss Super Elite

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Look At THIS Gaijin

2009-11-07T20:36:00.008-05:00

This gaijin apparently offends the other gaijins. Accurate portrayal or unfair stereotype? You decide.

McDonald's in Japan has a new mascot. And no it's not anything with a skirt, or "moe". It's Mr. James! From his obvious Caucasian race, to his dorky round framed glasses to his vacant smile, he is a Gaijin. Mr. James can't speak or write in anything but katakana which is no surprise. You see, katakana is how you spell foreign words and in many mangas with foreigners they use katakana to show how badly the foreigners speak Japanese.

There are a lot of blogs mentioning how "racist" this is (Excuse me but do you -own- a dictionary? Look up racism please. I think you mean "discriminatory") but I find that Mr. James isn't very offensive at all. Maybe it's because I'm not white, or I'm not easily offended but this stereotype does exist AND prevails in Japan. You know who you are. The stupid ass tourist who insists on shouting at the top of their lungs in bad Japanese as if the people are deaf. You. You are a fucking Gaijin.

I mean look at this, there's a facebook on how much they hate Mr. James! Too much time on your hands if you ask me. Personally I don't find it offensive at all and judging from that youtube video, it's not too far from the truth.

-Miss Super Elite

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